When they say being drunk makes you do dumb wild crazy #ish – it’s an understatement. Things could get wild and crazy in a quick second.
The Best Advice For Drinking
The best advice for drinking is don’t drink if you’re under the drinking age, don’t drink if you’re pregnant, don’t drink if you’re taking medication, don’t drink and drive or operate heavy machinery, don’t drink on the clock, and just don’t drink if you can’t handle the after-effects of alcohol.
Overall, you can skip the booze altogether is also great advice, especially if it’s creating problems in your life.
However, if you’re going to drink, it’s best to drink in moderation.
17 Things You Will Likely Do When You’re Drunk
- Drunk text your Ex
- Act a fool
- Sing karaoke in front of a lot of people
- Dance with no rhythm
- Sleep sitting up
- Burn some food up and still eat it
- Talk to your crush with no hesitation
- Vibe to the song that you normally hate
- Tell everybody including strangers you love them
- Lean on every object so you don’t fall over
- Get hyped about every little thing imaginable
- Pass out in random places
- Make a lot of spills
- Kiss random people
- Have one-night stands
- Tell people how you really feel about them or a situation
1. Drunk text your Ex
So remember that Ex you dumped or dumped you two weeks ago, the one you never want to talk to anymore?
Well, after a couple of shots of Tequila mixed with Hennessy, there’s nothing you would rather do at 2 am other than send them a drunk text riddled with spelling and grammatical errors.
Hopefully, you are surrounded by great friends because, in times like these, only an observant friend can save you from this type of embarrassment.
Sober you: Skinny-dipping? Hell no! Now [friend name] that’s just nuts! Like, when did you come up with this dumb idea [friend name].
Drunk, you: Hell yes! Actually, you can’t get out of your clothes fast enough, so you’re in the water full suit, completely forgetting about that brand-new iPhone in your back pocket.
3. Act a fool
There is something about being drunk that sometimes just makes you feel invincible. Weird right? Like no one or thing can stop you.
So acting the fool comes naturally. I mean, after all, who’s going to stop you? Well, other than the cops?
4. Sing karaoke in front of a lot of people
OMG! Remember how shy you are?
In fact, you sweat bullets when asked to present in class back in college and even today, but drunk you will sing karaoke off tune and not give two #ishs about it.
5. Dance with no rhythm
Well, imagine singing karaoke and dancing with no rhythm!
Thank alcohol for that.
However, no matter how funny this may be to your friends and others around you, it won’t be funny to you once you’re sober.
Now just imagine someone recording that drunk moment and sharing it all over social media!
How awful? Now, you wished you pulled a Beyoncé and had folks sign a non-disclosure order before you hang.
6. Sleep sitting up
Being drunk can be fun, but when the alcohol really kicks in, sleeping sitting up becomes easy as eating a slice of your favorite pie.
7. Burn some food up and still eat it
One thing you should never do is cook when you’re drunk. It’s dangerous! Don’t chance it ever.
Especially if you burn food when you’re sober! Just imagine what will happen if you cook when you’re drunk!
Now, eating burnt food when you’re drunk is a piece of cake.
8. Talk to your crush with no hesitation
Hey there. Can we talk? Can I get your number? Are you still dating [name]?
9. Vibe to the song that you normally hate
So that song you hate now is your jam!
10. Tell everybody including strangers you love them
Everyone will know how much you love them! No more secrets. Nada!
11. Lean on every object so you don’t fall over
There’s something about being drunk and walking in heels or even normal shoes that’s challenging, so you begin to lean on everything just to keep your balance.
Ah, being drunk – fun strange time, strange times …
12. Get hyped about every little thing imaginable
Remember that boring party that you were begging your friend to leave? Well, now it’s not so bad after all.
In fact, now you are the life of the party – the person in charge of all things hype and fun.
13. Pass out in random places
Places you would never even sit or want your skin to touch! But now drunk you, don’t care.
14. Make a lot of spills
Are you naturally clumsy? Well, now your extra spilling drinks behind aka wasting alcohol is about to get you kicked out of the party.
15. Kiss random people
Now, talk about taking risks! But yes, you will be tempted, especially if they’re your crush.
16. Have one-night stands
More risky behavior on level 100! Especially, considering you are more likely to have unprotected sex when you are drunk.
17. Tell people how you really feel about them or a situation
Whew chile, you’re about to lose some friends.
There’s a saying about drunk people, children, and leggings telling the truth, well let’s just say you don’t want to mess around and find out.
Therefore, if you are feeling confrontational, stay away from the drinks and/or better yet address the situation head-on.
If you believe you have a drinking issue, seek help.
Don’t let it get out of control before you do something about it. Drinking socially in moderation is socially acceptable, however, you don’t have to.
You can have just as much fun if you skip the booze.